glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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