@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
