I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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