I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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