The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize