At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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