and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I want to stick my p in your. b.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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