Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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