So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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