the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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