awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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