youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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