Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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