so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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