There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
A+ Viking dick
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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