Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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