I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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