so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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