IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
