she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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