This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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