Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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