This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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