And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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