Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Randomize
