Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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