She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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