put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind