i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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