no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
The air was thick with penises
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him