i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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