i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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