S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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