Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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