Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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