chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
We need to get me chipped asap
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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