lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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