It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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