Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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