how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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