You're a womanizer and a bitch.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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