Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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