Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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