ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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