seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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