so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
If that was your dad, he is hot
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Randomize
