Pregnant stripper...not hot.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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