yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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