Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I'm really busy with my period
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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