I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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