Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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