In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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