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• (636): View more from Missouri

  just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I love watching others lives come down to our level.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.

  (801): View more from Utah

  Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:

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  SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.

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