Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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