His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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