i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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